RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 4 Recap: You Been Snatched, Honey

Previously on All Stars: Kennedy Davenport picked herself right up and slayed that challenge. BenDeLaCreme continued to show everyone else they were inferior. Trixie Mattel got talked over a lot. And Milk soured the mood and got sent home the second she hit the bottom three.

The girls return to the werk room and are faced with yet another hella bitter mirror message. “Y’all know this is bogus,” Milk wrote.

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Great. This again.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 3 Recap: She Done Already Done Had Curdled

Previously on All Stars: Kennedy Davenport almost got eliminated after a long night of hooking, but she’s still a fierce crystallized glamazon bitch ready for the runway. Milk had a mental breakdown about being safe. Shangela and BenDeLaCreme werked the (highly rigged) VH1 Divas Live challenge. Shangie won the lip-sync and allowed the production to get rid of Thorgy Thor.

The girls get back to the werk room with the super dramatic VH1 music and are thoroughly shook at Thorgy Thor’s penis drawing on the mirror.

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“The level of unprofessionalism… Far too much.”

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 2 Recap: Rigga Morris, Part Two The Remix

Previously on All Stars: Aja got an instant rudemption by diving off a box (it was better than it sounds). Milk appeared to have soured. BenDeLaCreme gave us comedy gold and slayed the first episode. And Morgan McMichaels revealed her secret plan on day one and was sent home immediately.

The queens are back in the werk room after the first elimination and the soundtrack is different. More dramatic. VH1 budget in the house.

Dela gets emotional about having cut short Morgan’s chances of getting more recognition from the show. Once a Miss Congeniality, always a Miss Congeniality! Shangela‘s not having the theatrics, though.

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I take back what I said about Chi Chi’s amazing eye-roll last week. Shangela’s just asked last week’s eye-roll to sashay away.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 1 Recap: The Gaggerini Of It All

It’s here, bitches! H-E-R-E!

All Stars 3 starts rights off with two fabulous handmaidens, both obviously named Ofrupaul, walkin’ down the dirty city street. Really, though, it’s our previous All Stars winners, Chad Michaels and Alaska, discussing the upcoming season. They don’t seem too happy about having to sit back and do nothing while everyone else has fun.

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Looks like winning All Stars is a bit of a … drag. You’re welcome.

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Let’s get All Star-ted! Okurrr!

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3: Let’s Meet These Bitches

Girl.

GWORL.

They’re baa-aaaack! RuPaul’s Drag Race’s most popular queens (well, the ones who were available) are about to be reunited at last on the long-awaited third season of All Stars. Are y’all excited? Because I’m peeing myself a little as I write this.

So while we wait for the winter – and this new season – to get here, it’s time to get into these promos and get reintroduced to our golden gals!

Ready? Let’s get gaggy.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9, Episode 14 Recap: And The Winner Is…

Previously on Drag Race: Peppermint, Sasha Velour, Shea Couleé, and Trinity Taylor were all so, so good that Mama Ru decided to bring them all on to the season finale. Charlie Hides, Valentina, and, to a lesser extent, Nina Bo’nina Brown all gave up in their respective lip-sync showdowns, prompting RuPaul and the showrunners to throw a curveball at the competition – and the way the winner is determined.

Are you ready, kittens? It’s time for the grand finale of season 9! We open right off the bat by introducing the season’s contestants.

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Jaymes Mansfield is looking classic and cute in a very Jaymes-like bodacious, old-fashioned look. Her fur shawl doubles as a little wolf puppet. Pretty adorbs.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9, Episode 13 Recap: Rip Her Wig Off!

Previously on Drag Race: Charlie Hides gave up on life and humiliated herself on national television. Valentina asked to keep it on, please. Nina Bo’nina Brown knew all these bitches were talking shit about her behind her back. Alexis Michelle demanded that you not make it about her body. And our final four queens advanced to the finale!

… Which I thought was this episode. Imagine my cataclysmic disappointment when the episode starts playing and RuPaul goes “we are one week away from the crowning of America’s Next Drag Superstar!”

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“WHAT SHE SAY?!”

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9: Countdown to the Crown

Hey, kittens! Hasn’t this season been just the gaggiest? I want like, half of these contestants on All Stars now, which really speaks to their appeal – even the less successful ones have been incredibly memorable. I hope you all have been enjoying the show as much as I have. Now, without further ado, let’s get to our finale countdown!

Rather than list out individual memorable moments and talk about each contestant’s performance, I thought I’d do something a little different – a look back at my first impressions of each queen’s Meet the Queens video, and how that impression was either validated or proven very very wrong in the end. Let’s get this show on the road, shall we?

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9, Episode 12 Recap: The Final Girls

Previously on Drag Race: RuPaul’s Best Friend Race got its lunch money taken by Alexis Michelle and her drama. Sasha Velour and Shea Couleé got into their first tiff as a married lesbian couple. And Peppermint destroyed another adversary in the lip-sync.

The girls regroup in the werk room post-elimination and Sasha Velour is all “our heart is broken for our sister” but ALSO “unfortunately I feel like this was her time.”

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Every season has its unexpected shade assassin, and this year’s is Ms. Velour.

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