RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 8 Recap: What The Davenport?

Previously on All Stars: Bebe Zahara Benet refused to disclose who she’d intended to send home and bring back had she won the lip-sync. Trixie Mattel and Shangela slayed everything back and forth and became the two frontrunners for the season after BenDeLaCreme left. And Morgan McMichaels quacked a little too hard and was sent home.

The girls return to the werk room, make their peace with Morgan being gone, then sit down to discuss the week. Bebe Zahara Benet starts things off by asking Trixie Mattel whose lipstick she picked.

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It do take nerve.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 7 Recap: Squirping Like A Chirping Like A Bird

Previously on All Stars: The eliminated queens came back for their ruvenge, but didn’t get to lip-sync or choose who went home or do much of anything really. Morgan McMichaels was brought back to the competition by the true mother, the saint of all saints, the bringer of track records and fairness, Our Lady of the Congeniality, BenDeLaChrist, who then sent herself home in the most gag-worthy TV event since Lady Gaga bumped into Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes.

Back in the werk room, the queens are super damn shook about Dela’s departure. Trixie Mattel and Bebe Zahara Benet discuss how the “eliminate your sisters” game was getting to Ms. Creme and she was tired of it. But Shangela, ever the game-player, remains convinced that this was all part of a strategy of BenDeLaCreme’s to make herself look good.

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Honey… She’s gone now. You can stop with the paranoia.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 6 Recap: The Real Gag Of The Season

Previously on All Stars: BenDeLaCreme continued to slay everything. Kennedy Davenport got jealous of Dela and started being extra snarky at her. Shangela hit the bottom two for the first time, while Trixie Mattel finally woke the fuck up. And Bebe Zahara Benet “forgot” to mention Aja helped her with her garment, then sent her home.

After five weeks of eliminated queens being snatched away by handmaids, it’s finally time for these bitter queens to come back for their ruvenge. Chad Michaels and Alaska return to meet RuPaul on the main stage, and with them, five handmaids, ready for vengeance.

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Someone tell Milk to straighten her fucking wings. GOD.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10: Meet The Edgy Chameleons

Work dish! It’s time for season 10 of RuPaul’s Drag Race to get started. All Stars 3 hasn’t even been murdered yet, let alone its body being cold, but it’s okay! What RuPaul says goes, and if he says, “Get season 10 started the minute All Stars 3 ends,” then that’s what we’re gonna do! If he says “jump,” thenokay, nevermind, that’s Tyra Sanchez.

Are you ready to meet our thirsty new contestants? What am I saying, you’ve already met them. But are you ready to meet them through my glassy, unfocused, correction-lens-needing eyes? Let’s get this 10th anniversary extravaganza started with a Meet the Queens ruview special!

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 5 Recap: Girl, That Soup Is Fishy

Previously on All Stars: Snatch Game was a total bust because most of the queens didn’t Make It Funny™. BenDeLaCreme owned the challenge once again. Trixie Mattel made the mistake of getting into a fight with Shangela and almost got shanked. And Chi Chi DeVayne was saved from being the season’s Roxxxy Andrews and was finally allowed to go home.

The queens are back in the werk room and they’re pleased that Chi Chi actually broke the trend of bitter-ass mirror messages and said something nice. Yay sisterhood!

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“Now who’s next, bitches?”

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 4 Recap: You Been Snatched, Honey

Previously on All Stars: Kennedy Davenport picked herself right up and slayed that challenge. BenDeLaCreme continued to show everyone else they were inferior. Trixie Mattel got talked over a lot. And Milk soured the mood and got sent home the second she hit the bottom three.

The girls return to the werk room and are faced with yet another hella bitter mirror message. “Y’all know this is bogus,” Milk wrote.

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Great. This again.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 3 Recap: She Done Already Done Had Curdled

Previously on All Stars: Kennedy Davenport almost got eliminated after a long night of hooking, but she’s still a fierce crystallized glamazon bitch ready for the runway. Milk had a mental breakdown about being safe. Shangela and BenDeLaCreme werked the (highly rigged) VH1 Divas Live challenge. Shangie won the lip-sync and allowed the production to get rid of Thorgy Thor.

The girls get back to the werk room with the super dramatic VH1 music and are thoroughly shook at Thorgy Thor’s penis drawing on the mirror.

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“The level of unprofessionalism… Far too much.”

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 2 Recap: Rigga Morris, Part Two The Remix

Previously on All Stars: Aja got an instant rudemption by diving off a box (it was better than it sounds). Milk appeared to have soured. BenDeLaCreme gave us comedy gold and slayed the first episode. And Morgan McMichaels revealed her secret plan on day one and was sent home immediately.

The queens are back in the werk room after the first elimination and the soundtrack is different. More dramatic. VH1 budget in the house.

Dela gets emotional about having cut short Morgan’s chances of getting more recognition from the show. Once a Miss Congeniality, always a Miss Congeniality! Shangela‘s not having the theatrics, though.

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I take back what I said about Chi Chi’s amazing eye-roll last week. Shangela’s just asked last week’s eye-roll to sashay away.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 1 Recap: The Gaggerini Of It All

It’s here, bitches! H-E-R-E!

All Stars 3 starts rights off with two fabulous handmaidens, both obviously named Ofrupaul, walkin’ down the dirty city street. Really, though, it’s our previous All Stars winners, Chad Michaels and Alaska, discussing the upcoming season. They don’t seem too happy about having to sit back and do nothing while everyone else has fun.

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Looks like winning All Stars is a bit of a … drag. You’re welcome.

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Let’s get All Star-ted! Okurrr!

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