RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, Episode 6 Recap: Worst. Makeover. Ever.

Previously on Drag Race: Monique Heart finally started showing the judges how amazing she is. Shania Twain was highly confused about why she was even on this show. Kameron Michaels started coming out of her very muscular shell. And Monét X Change was once again clocked about her mediocre lewks, but ultimately kicked Mayhem Miller to the curb.

Back in the werk room, the queens are sad about Mayhem. Kameron says she’s all alone now that the other quiet girl is gone, and Monique Heart warns her that she should start talking real soon if she wants to stick around. “Chirp chirp,” she adds for emphasis.

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Quiet birdy is shook.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, Episode 5 Recap: Den-Ummm…

Previously on Drag Race: The Vixen continued to fully steal the show in Untucked by fighting everyone. Aquaria behaved herself for a change and also slayed the maxi-challenge. Asia O’Hara helped everyone else with their lewks and forgot about the competition aspect of… the competition. And Monét X Change assassinated poor Dusty Ray Bottoms in the lip-sync and sent her home.

The ladies return to the werk room to discuss shit. Asia O’Hara is asked how she feels about the whole “helping everyone” thing and she responds that she feels used.

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Exqueeze me?

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, Episode 4 Recap: Bitch, I’m From Chicago

Previously on Drag Race: The Vixen exposed Aquaria‘s attempts at shade and tore her the fuck down in the process. Mayhem Miller was bulldozed by the other queens in the challenge and then threw Monique Heart under the bus on the runway. And Yuhua Hamasaki refused to look ugly—and then played air guitar, gross—and was sent packing for it.

The girls get back to the werk room, where they discuss Asia O’Hara‘s challenge win and her crazy Tweety Bird outfit. A joke is made about her borrowing Blair St. Clair‘s gloves for the runway and Vixen throws some extra shade at Aquaria about it.

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So done.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, Episode 3 Recap: Rachel Tensions

Previously on Drag Race: The producers tried to push the Aquaria vs. Miz Cracker drama, but it quickly turned out Aquaria vs. The Vixen was much, much juicier. Eureka had a serious anxiety attack regarding her knee and performance abilities. And at the end of the day, Kalorie Karbdashian-Williams sashayed away, badonkadonk first.

The ladies get back to the werk room and discuss the winner, Miss Vixen. But Eureka brings up how funny it is that The Vixen won the challenge based on a “Best Drag” outfit composed of a wig that she borrowed from Monique Heart. Aquaria, though, doesn’t find that funny.

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Oh, at all.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, Episode 2 Recap: Hard Pill To Swallow

Previously on Drag Race: Season 10 brought in some of the fiercest queens to grace the runway ever (except for Serena). Mayhem Miller got everything she’d ever wished for by winning the first maxi-challenge. Dusty Ray Bottoms was told to take the one thing that made her a unique artist and never do it again. Aquaria and Miz Cracker were set up as the big rivalry of the season. And Miss Vanjie… Miss Vanjie…

Miss…

Vaanjiiiie…

Sorry, where was I?

The queens get back to the werk room after Vanessa Vanjie Mateo’s now iconic elimination and we’re immediately treated to a flashback of RuPaul and Michelle Visage reeling from the full glory that was Miss Vanjie’s exit. Michelle is whispering “Miss Vaaanjieee” into Ru’s ear and Ru is just trying very very hard not to crack up.

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This is the most fun she’s had in YEARS!

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10, Episode 1 Recap: Miz Cracked

Oh, honey. Are you ready for season 10, honey? I don’t think you are, honey. It’s fierce as hell, honey. Sickening the house down boots, honey.

K, I’m done. Let’s get into this season 10 extravaganza!

First things first: If you thought the werk room was really bright before, get ready for your eyes to bleed. It got a makeover since All Stars 3, and it looks … well, extremely gay.

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I feel like I’m waiting for the entire werk room to do a death drop.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 8 Recap: What The Davenport?

Previously on All Stars: Bebe Zahara Benet refused to disclose who she’d intended to send home and bring back had she won the lip-sync. Trixie Mattel and Shangela slayed everything back and forth and became the two frontrunners for the season after BenDeLaCreme left. And Morgan McMichaels quacked a little too hard and was sent home.

The girls return to the werk room, make their peace with Morgan being gone, then sit down to discuss the week. Bebe Zahara Benet starts things off by asking Trixie Mattel whose lipstick she picked.

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It do take nerve.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 7 Recap: Squirping Like A Chirping Like A Bird

Previously on All Stars: The eliminated queens came back for their ruvenge, but didn’t get to lip-sync or choose who went home or do much of anything really. Morgan McMichaels was brought back to the competition by the true mother, the saint of all saints, the bringer of track records and fairness, Our Lady of the Congeniality, BenDeLaChrist, who then sent herself home in the most gag-worthy TV event since Lady Gaga bumped into Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes.

Back in the werk room, the queens are super damn shook about Dela’s departure. Trixie Mattel and Bebe Zahara Benet discuss how the “eliminate your sisters” game was getting to Ms. Creme and she was tired of it. But Shangela, ever the game-player, remains convinced that this was all part of a strategy of BenDeLaCreme’s to make herself look good.

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Honey… She’s gone now. You can stop with the paranoia.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 6 Recap: The Real Gag Of The Season

Previously on All Stars: BenDeLaCreme continued to slay everything. Kennedy Davenport got jealous of Dela and started being extra snarky at her. Shangela hit the bottom two for the first time, while Trixie Mattel finally woke the fuck up. And Bebe Zahara Benet “forgot” to mention Aja helped her with her garment, then sent her home.

After five weeks of eliminated queens being snatched away by handmaids, it’s finally time for these bitter queens to come back for their ruvenge. Chad Michaels and Alaska return to meet RuPaul on the main stage, and with them, five handmaids, ready for vengeance.

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Someone tell Milk to straighten her fucking wings. GOD.

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