RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 4 Recap: You Been Snatched, Honey

Previously on All Stars: Kennedy Davenport picked herself right up and slayed that challenge. BenDeLaCreme continued to show everyone else they were inferior. Trixie Mattel got talked over a lot. And Milk soured the mood and got sent home the second she hit the bottom three.

The girls return to the werk room and are faced with yet another hella bitter mirror message. “Y’all know this is bogus,” Milk wrote.

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Great. This again.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 3 Recap: She Done Already Done Had Curdled

Previously on All Stars: Kennedy Davenport almost got eliminated after a long night of hooking, but she’s still a fierce crystallized glamazon bitch ready for the runway. Milk had a mental breakdown about being safe. Shangela and BenDeLaCreme werked the (highly rigged) VH1 Divas Live challenge. Shangie won the lip-sync and allowed the production to get rid of Thorgy Thor.

The girls get back to the werk room with the super dramatic VH1 music and are thoroughly shook at Thorgy Thor’s penis drawing on the mirror.

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“The level of unprofessionalism… Far too much.”

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 2 Recap: Rigga Morris, Part Two The Remix

Previously on All Stars: Aja got an instant rudemption by diving off a box (it was better than it sounds). Milk appeared to have soured. BenDeLaCreme gave us comedy gold and slayed the first episode. And Morgan McMichaels revealed her secret plan on day one and was sent home immediately.

The queens are back in the werk room after the first elimination and the soundtrack is different. More dramatic. VH1 budget in the house.

Dela gets emotional about having cut short Morgan’s chances of getting more recognition from the show. Once a Miss Congeniality, always a Miss Congeniality! Shangela‘s not having the theatrics, though.

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I take back what I said about Chi Chi’s amazing eye-roll last week. Shangela’s just asked last week’s eye-roll to sashay away.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, Episode 1 Recap: The Gaggerini Of It All

It’s here, bitches! H-E-R-E!

All Stars 3 starts rights off with two fabulous handmaidens, both obviously named Ofrupaul, walkin’ down the dirty city street. Really, though, it’s our previous All Stars winners, Chad Michaels and Alaska, discussing the upcoming season. They don’t seem too happy about having to sit back and do nothing while everyone else has fun.

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Looks like winning All Stars is a bit of a … drag. You’re welcome.

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Let’s get All Star-ted! Okurrr!

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3: Let’s Meet These Bitches

Girl.

GWORL.

They’re baa-aaaack! RuPaul’s Drag Race’s most popular queens (well, the ones who were available) are about to be reunited at last on the long-awaited third season of All Stars. Are y’all excited? Because I’m peeing myself a little as I write this.

So while we wait for the winter – and this new season – to get here, it’s time to get into these promos and get reintroduced to our golden gals!

Ready? Let’s get gaggy.

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Game of Thrones Season 7, Episode 7 Recap: Hole In The Wall

Previously on GoT: Arya and Sansa Stark got in an argument that ended with threats of face-stealing. Jon Snow and his fellow stooges traveled north of the Wall to capture a wight and show it to Queen Cersei Lannister. But when Daenerys Targaryen tried to help, one of her dragons got stabbed and turned into a zombie.

Daenerys, Jon, and Tyrion Lannister may have agreed to meet and negotiate a truce, but they’re not taking any chances. Both sides have brought their A-game to this meeting. And by A-game, I mean their full armies.

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“This is all the screen time I’m getting for the rest of the episode. Gotta look cool.”

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Game of Thrones Season 7, Episode 6 Recap: Snow Wight and the Seven Dorks

Previously on GoT: Arya Stark came home and immediately got back to hating on Sansa. Daenerys Targaryen started catching the feelings for her secret nephew, Jon Snow. And Jon and his merry band of socially inept warriors trekked north of the Wall to go catch a wight.

Somewhere in the mountains, the North Crew is doing its thing, just walking through the snow, and Gendry comments on how cold everything is. Tormund Giantsbane has some advice to keep warm: keep walking, fight something, or, ideally, have a good ol’ hookup. Jon Snow comments there aren’t a whole lot of women nearby. Or any.

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“Gotta do what you gotta do. Knowwhatimean?”

I didn’t think Tormund could get any cooler, but he has.

(Get it?)

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Game of Thrones Season 7, Episode 5 Recap: Getting Hammered

Previously on GoT: Cersei Lannister screwed over Daenerys Targaryen by taking down her dragonless allies – Yara Greyjoy, Ellaria Sand, and Olenna Tyrell. Jon Snow took Daenerys into a cave and showed her some things. And then Dany torched a decent chunk of the Lannister army with her dragon and almost killed Jaime.

That’s right! Jaime Lannister is alive! And so is Bronn! And they got away and are totally fine and not even injured!

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Well that’s outrageously convenient. But okay. Sure.

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Game of Thrones Season 7, Episode 4 Recap: Well-Done, Please

Previously on GoT: Daenerys Targaryen decided to allow Jon Snow to mine the dragonglass on Dragonstone. Cersei Lannister promised all of the monies to Tycho NestorisGrey Worm and the Unsullied thought they’d take down most of the Lannisters at Casterly Rock, but the lion’s share of them (get it?) was at Highgarden to eliminate Olenna Tyrell instead.

Jaime Lannister is monitoring the numerous convoys of gold and valuables (and Loras Tyrell‘s old gay porn mags) that the Lannister army is escorting back up to King’s Landing. He hands Bronn a huge sack of money, but Bronn wants the castle and the lands and the rich wife with the bangin’ titties he was promised like four seasons ago.

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“Maybe not in those words, but you promised, man!”

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