Previously on All Stars: Latrice Royale came back to the competition and proved (apparently) that she deserved to stay. Naomi Smalls was brought down by her partner, Valentina, and came close to elimination. But ultimately, the latina goddess sashayed away.
In the werk room, the queens celebrate the gloriousness that is Valentina. With that said, though, Trinity The Tuck admits she had also picked her Season 9 sis’s lipstick.
Previously on All Stars: The eliminated queens came back to fight for a chance to return to the competition. Valentina was gooped to find out both the previous week’s winners had intended to send her home. And Latrice Royale clawed her padded ass back into the race while Monique Heart remained fierce enough to avoid being sent home.
The seven queens (Seven!! How are there still seven queens on episode seven?!) get back to the werk room and celebrate everyone’s victories. Latrice is very happy to be back, and she makes that abundantly clear.
Previously on All Stars: Valentina didn’t love Farrah Moan, and she sent her home too. Monique Heart made the controversial decision to send The Dearly Beloved, Latrice Royale, packing. And after two queens won the lip-sync for your legacy, RuPaul decided no one was going home after all.
But lo and behold… the eliminated gals are back! The tension quickly goes away (for a moment, at least) as the queens reunite.
A couple of the ladies, though, are not that happy to see everyone back.
Previously on All Stars: Monique Heart emerged as a winner, baby. Valentina got the keys to her own little world and officially moved in. And Latrice Royale got complacent and was sent home for not doing enough.
The queens return to discuss this crazy turn of events. Monique Heart made a tough choice to send Latrice home and save Monét X Change, who had arguably been doing better. Manila Luzon is a tearful wreck over being unable to save her friend.
The drama of it all.
Previously on All Stars: Monique Heart had trouble keeping her damn wig on. Latrice Royale got distracted by romper room fuckery again. Manila Luzon considered taking out her strongest competition. And stunning shady queen Gia Gunn sashayed away.
The queens get back to the werk room and discuss Gia. Everyone’s trying to be polite because let’s be real, most of them couldn’t fucking stand her anymore.
Previously on All Stars: Gia Gunn brought the motherfucking drama to the competition and amped everything up for the cameras like nobody’s business. Valentina emerged as a total frontrunner who would be very hard to take down. And poor whiny Farrah Moan was sent home after being up for elimination two weeks in a row.
The queens ruturn to the werk room after Farrah’s exit to shoot the shit. Valentina says she couldn’t give Farrah a third chance to redeem herself and it was her time to go.
Previously on All Stars: All Stars 1 alums Manila Luzon and Latrice Royale joined this year’s returning queens. Farrah Moan slipped and fell during her number, to the great amusement of Gia Gunn. Monique Heart took her wig off—AGAIN—during a lip-sync, which… girl. No. In the end, our beloved Jasmine Masters was sent home for being thoroughly unprepared.
The queens come back for the first All Stars 4 mourning session, celebrating the legend that is Queen Jush. Trinity The Tuck is asked how she feels about sending a queen home, and she gets a little emotional, saying it’s far from an easy thing to do.
Welcome back, hennies! It’s time for All Stars 4 and I am so excited. Let’s get into this gig!
We start off with a little intro from RuPaul about searching the far reaches of the universe for her most legendary childrenses.
We get a comic book-y shot of our current All Star hall of fame: Chad Michaels, Alaska Thunderfuck, and Trixie Mattel.
Hoe, hoe, hoe. Let’s get this Christmas roast a-cookin’! It’s time for the RuPaul’s Drag Race Holi-Slay Spectacular! Try explaining THAT title to the straights.
Show of hands—who’s excited for the Drag Race Christmas Special?! I don’t know about you, but I cannot wait to have Eureka back on our screens.
So. Very. Excited.
Oh, who am I kidding.
Anyway, before we get to the X-mas-palooza, it’s time to ruveal the ten queens chosen to compete in the next sickening round of All Stars, henny! Hope you’re ready to laugh at my opinions. Let’s do this!